Spyke
midwest.social

Churches are clearly ships for ancient astonauts.

Someone get that guy with the crazy hair on the phone!

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lemmy.world

I unironically believe most religions are based on actual aliens whose stories have been muddled by human misinterpretation.

Call me the crazy hair guy 😎

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Look everyone! That Weird Guy over there is Crazy Hair Guy!

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bufalo1973reply
lemmy.ml

I think it could make a nice sci-fi saga. Imagine the bible being only a "broken phone" version of space war propaganda.

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bufalo1973reply
lemmy.ml

In Stargate they did that but not with Christianity.

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Yeah, network executives probably wouldn't let them. At least they parodied Christianity with the Ori

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I was stunned, and my belief in society is shattered. Gonna give my girlfriend a call so I can feel better. (Crazy story by the way. She texted my number by accident! She's out of my league pretty and she has given me some amazing investment tips. Can't wait to meet her irl!)

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feddit.de

Based on search-by-image functionality, there are lots of similar churches but I haven't found an exact match. The shrub location is weird and churches of this size don't usually have those little spikes. Most have round wooden doors and more windows, too.

I think the author found an outline of a MIG-25, pasted it on top of some scenery and then asked Stable Diffusion to maximize "church", "professional photograph" etc. without changing pixels above a threshold.

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I think so too. The complete lack of a path to this church plus the weird bush placement and weird towers just look wrong :D

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lemmy.world

Look up images of 'church,' look for the head-on images, turn your head to the side.

For example, first one I found:

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lemmy.world

For the lazy or unimaginative:

But may I raise the stakes with the Ulm Minster (the most terrifying church I've ever seen):

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