Spyke
neidu2reply
feddit.nl

I read extremely dry and convoluted technical documentation for a living and I gave up on this one.

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They came incredibly close to realizing that modern money is basically imaginary and made up of 1s and 0s, and instead came up with an insane story to explain it

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lemmy.world

“In conclusion, I shouldn’t have to pay child support”

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It seems to lead there way too often, doesn't it?

"I don't want to be responsible for my kids and here's the loophole."

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JasonDJreply
lemmy.zip

You can? Because I got lost somewhere in Rome.

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I hear you can get much more these days when you sell a kid to the U.S. Corporation's Departments than back when my daughter was born.

Some people are paying off their student loans if they have at least three kids.

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Hardcore Mormons are extremely well positioned in the market. Utah about to be minting millionaires once the word spreads.

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When you are born, your parents sell your birth certificate for $600,000, and when you're 20, the government declares you dead and takes your land.

This is where banks get money for credit card loans from. But the money you borrow is actually your own money, stolen when you were declared dead.

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So, when someone asks "where does the money on my creditcard come from, before I pay it back?", you can either point them to the wiki page for Fractional Reserve Banking, ooooooor...

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