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As opposed to the normal levels of debauchery and perversion all the other time?

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I initially thought this was a Satanist doing a real celebration. They did make it sound really cool.

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I can't afford 30 days of blatant debauchery, nor will my body stand up to that. I'll have to settle regular debauchery, with a few blatant days sprinkled in.

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I don’t know anyone that isn’t currently a college student, rock star, or professional wrestler that could survive that

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According to the big ministries, God gave us Donald J. Trump's presidency, and Brett Kavanaugh's bench appointment.

Great Satan gave us Freddie Mercury.

You do the math.

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It's becoming a game for me to guess whether these commenters are being earnest or simply gay folk getting amped up for the season. This is a great sell, and I would in fact buy the t-shirt.

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And here I was just thinking it was a normal month with corporate logos recolored into pride flags. Month long debauchery? Let's fucking go!!!

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What a prideful statement to make. good to know this fool ernie is with them.

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Omg, you guys. I quit drinking at exactly the wrong time. Now I have to explain to my partner that it's ok that I'm gonna be loaded 24/7 for a month; I'm just showing my support for my friends in the community.

Let's go!

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