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TehWorldreply
lemmy.world

I’m thinking that would decrease the chance of problems.

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lemmy.world

Remember that time Trump bragged who Elon Musk would be willing to suck his dick?

That was probably the truest thing he ever said.

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zikreply
lemmy.world

Remember the time - two days ago - when Trump said he was going to ban all electric cars? I wonder how Elon feels about that.

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Iirc he said he planned to ban imported electric cars, so Musk is free to gobble that tiny orange mushroom shaped dick. Need to go do a heroic dose of mushrooms and delete those neural connections now.

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Remember the shit show that was DeSantis’ announcement on Twitter? I hope this event happens because you know it will be slap-dash and insane.

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lemmy.world

They mean a presidential candidates town hall.

While no dates or locations have been set, the current plan has X hosting a town hall with Donald Trump and independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

President Joe Biden's campaign has reportedly turned down the offer, according to the Wall Street Journal.

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Musk simping hard trying to make Xitter more than just his failing ego-stroking right-wing echo chamber.

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Two slime balls holding hands. I look forward to the day I never have to hear about them again.

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Guys, X is unbiased free speech now. Guys, no, I promise. - Elon

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No way the tech can fail worse than the DeSantis one. Right??? Riiiiiiight???? 🙏🙏🙏

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kbin.social

I wonder which will stab the other in the back first?

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Probably neither...Elon wouldn't be able to drive one through that protective layer of fat and Depends and T****s hands are too small to hold a suitable knife.

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That was probably because he had a good PR team that somehow was able to keep him from saying all this stupid bigoted and homophobic shit, in public at least. Those birds have definitely flown

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Lonnie is so cool. Gosh, I hope I can grow up to be just like him. Better ask my parents to retcon my birth so that they control a gem mine when I’m born. Then everyone will know what a super genius I am. I can’t wait.

Fuck Lonnie.

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