Spyke

"Whenever you're sitting in that chair in your shitty nursing home sucking down jello through a straw, you remember that I put you there you twisted fuck"

39
lemmy.cafe

me but whenever it’s a period drama and the makeup artists give the women fucken contouring?

32
RebekahWSDreply
lemmy.world

All the hair styles but only modern hair styles! And very few head coverings!

13

everyone, including nobles, is wearing brown and gray. the king gets a small amount of red as a treat

4
BOMBSreply
lemmy.world

🔔🔔🔔

Actually, that is an inaccuracy. A child of Bart's age likely wouldn't have the strength to destroy a chair by slamming on their father's head in the bath. And even if they were, the father would be severely injured if not unconscious or dead.

16
Scratchreply
sh.itjust.works

For the first part, I'm sure the furniture was made in the USA, explaining it's shoddy construction. Secondly, Homer has a built-in football helmet. You could wallop him all day with a surgical 2x4.

7

I'm pretty sure Homer's head is built like a woodpecker. He is the next evolutionary link.

4

And now everyone can hear him coming with the bell sticking out of his butt

5
lemmy.ml

Is there a name for this disorder? I have it too, but I just suffer in silence.

4

"Historical inaccuracies" eh?

Some of us know the real reason for the bell.

4

The Quiet Year has a fun little mechanic where, if something happens and you don't like it, you can take a little skull token from the pile of skulls.

3

Fiction, but as I've been watching the rings of power with my wife, every few minutes she'll ask why something happened or why something is important and in some cases I can explain how it connects to this or that, then there are other times I'm like, idk, they created that plot hole when they created this plot line from thin air.

2

You reached the end