science_memes·Science Memesbyfossilesque God's FavouriteView original on mander.xyz529Comments22Reply
pancakes replysh.itjust.works1Hide 1 replyThank you for being the commenter you hoped to find but couldn't and are instead the commenter i hoped to find and did.59Reply
SSomerefriedbeans replylemmy.caWe need more people like you. Thx g, appreciate the link as well 🙌4Reply
bblackbrook replymander.xyz1Hide 1 replyWhat makes it harden? Is it nonnewtonian? Does it impale its prey?2Reply
hherrcaptain lemmy.ca2Hide 2 repliesAccording to Wikipedia it's actually a slime attack, so let's not get too excited. God's favorite beast is still probably the Platypus.52Reply
Gormadt replylemmy.blahaj.zone1Hide 1 replyHave you seen the number of beetle species? God's favorite critters are beetles for sure Platypus seems more like, "Let's see how many features I can cram in something before it breaks people's immersion."30Reply
RRamblingPanda replylemmynsfw.comHey Jesus, wanna build something with the spares box? It's full with all the weird stuff I couldn't fit into the other animals.15Reply
Gormadt lemmy.blahaj.zone2Hide 2 replies Velvet worm used Slime Gun It's super effective! Honestly though those action shots are cool AF29Reply
ThatWeirdGuy1001 replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyYeah but they don't show how random it is. In these still shots they look like focused beams but in reality they just spray that shit all over the place. Edit: Found a video. 11Reply
Gormadt replylemmy.blahaj.zone"I swear this never happens," lies the velvet worm assessing the slime that's everywhere10Reply
Martineski replylemmy.dbzer0.com6Hide 6 repliesThe joke was thet they are but you didn't know. Hidden horror kinda joke.6Reply
mmaculata replyaussie.zone5Hide 5 repliesI’d kinda Iove it if they were. If there was remote island in South Asia where the BIG ones lived.5Reply
mma11ie replylemmy.one1Hide 1 replyIf we start the selective breeding now, we could be there in a couple hundred years!3Reply
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Thank you for being the commenter you hoped to find but couldn't and are instead the commenter i hoped to find and did.
Exactly, thanks, dude.
We need more people like you. Thx g, appreciate the link as well 🙌
What makes it harden? Is it nonnewtonian? Does it impale its prey?
According to Wikipedia it's actually a slime attack, so let's not get too excited. God's favorite beast is still probably the Platypus.
Have you seen the number of beetle species?
God's favorite critters are beetles for sure
Platypus seems more like, "Let's see how many features I can cram in something before it breaks people's immersion."
Hey Jesus, wanna build something with the spares box? It's full with all the weird stuff I couldn't fit into the other animals.
Honestly though those action shots are cool AF
Yeah but they don't show how random it is.
In these still shots they look like focused beams but in reality they just spray that shit all over the place.
Edit: Found a video.
"I swear this never happens," lies the velvet worm assessing the slime that's everywhere
This is clearly Caterpie using string shot.
Imagine if those little fuckers were like 20 feet long.
Uh, I have bad news for you...
Yeah yeah wise ass. I meant like 6.096 metres.
The joke was thet they are but you didn't know. Hidden horror kinda joke.
I’d kinda Iove it if they were. If there was remote island in South Asia where the BIG ones lived.
We could summon it by having tiny twins sing its name.
“Ooooooooh BETTY!?!?!”
If we start the selective breeding now, we could be there in a couple hundred years!
Are they that slow?
It’s cool…but it’s not shark with lasers on its head cool