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Fuck you if you try to tell me your bidet only has Pepsi products.

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I prefer Coca-Cola for my bidet, it helps clean and gives you a nice tingling sensation.

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You haven't lived till you used an effervescent soda water bidet, top it off with a quick spritz of lime, and dry off by wiping with a fresh warm tortilla!

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lemmy.zip

Well actually 🤓 according to wikipedia q means tonic or squash and i like both up my ass

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