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All Rudy had to do was sit back and not involve himself with Trump.

He could be sitting in a fancy Manhattan condo drinking expensive scotch and drunk dialling his cousin but he had to throw it all away.

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lemmy.world

He could be sitting in a fancy Manhattan condo drinking expensive scotch and drunk dialling his cousin ex-wives but he had to throw it all away.

FTFY

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lemmy.world

Holy shit - I totally missed that his first wife was his second cousin 😨

Now I have to apologize for stepping on your joke

Sorry 🫣

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You didn't step on it; you assisted his layup.

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Plus the loss of respect. I know he surrounds himself with fellow scum, but he was "America's Mayor" after 9-11 and his shitty tendencies were mostly ignored by everyone. Hard to believe, but it was true...

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Fucker grabbed that tail, and once he had a hold, he couldn't let go lest he be eaten.

I hate the comparison; Trump's as much a tiger as I am a blancmange. But his base are like pirhanna, and there's no apt metaphor involving dumb, swarming fish.

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lemm.ee

Giuliani got lucky when a reporter named Jimmy Breslin broke a the story on a big scandal involing a local Democratic bigwig. That was what lead him to winning the New York City Mayor's race. As Mayor he was famous for bullying civil servants and arresting the homeless.

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Yup, 100% a piece of shit. That black stuff running down his empty skull a few years back? Haha shoe polish!!... No friend, that was what simulates a brain in his decrepit shitbag body, leaking.

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Cut his stipend back to 700/month and see how quickly he shapes the fuck up.

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At what point does the court assign someone to have power of attorney to carry out the court-ordered steps toward restitution? Is such a thing possible? I have to think that it is.

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lemmy.world

Nope. They served him his indictment papers at his eightieth birthday party as convicted criminal Steve Bannon watched.

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You forgot to add the part where Rudy Colludy was taunting AZ about process evasion on Xitter literally hours before getting served.

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The "four seasons" gaffe is still the height of Giuliani's comedy career, but this is up there.

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That whole group of trash must feel like they're the coolest kids on the block.

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