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Troi is sexually assaulted by an alien and brainwashed to enjoy the subsequent pregnancy, childbirth, and parenthood. Her child abandons her to seek out new victims and continue the cycle of abuse. Everyone rejoices

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lemmy.ca

When the Captain finds Neelix and Tuvok intertwined in an intimate coupling, she is forced to order them to break up.

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You mean: An old starfleet officer needs much time learning the flute.

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young ferengi takes human expression "break a leg" too literally

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Officers eat Troi cake and Sigmund Freud tells Data to kill everyone.

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The first ferangi in statfleet loses a leg and gets PTSD so hard he becomes addicted to managing a VR casino with his new best friend, the holographic lounge singer.

e: I completely forgot the best episode of ds9, “It’s 1953, America is racist and Benny Russell is crazy.”

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lemm.ee

Peple talk past eachother until they don't.

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Man visits childhood home to reconcile with himself after being forced to harm coworkers.

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Man who can't let go of past allows childhood bully to goad him into unwinnable challenge, forces friends to play history's most boring sport. They get their asses kicked.

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This weird old elf/woman forces herself onboard and starts destroying everything. Then she does it again but this time she sees a hologram of herself and is like, "oh, sorry. guess I'll go home now. bye."

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Famous warrior bitches about his shitty kid to two naked women in a mud bath.

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A crew member's mother comes aboard the Enterprise to get married.

A boy wants to be like Data.

Commander Riker is being replaced so the bridge crew shoots the new commander.

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Riker catches an alien "virus" (from a plant) and lays down naked under a shiny blanket for the rest of the episode. Pulaski forces Riker to dream of the most boring and worst segments from season 1 and 2.

Most shows have flashback episodes that feature highlights. TNG had a clip show that showcased the worst segments. It was the most lackluster finale episode of any Star Trek season. And this was even well after Riker "grew the beard".

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The crew overstays their welcome at a board game night and the host tells them all to go home.

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Turns out the reason Tom Paris ended up with B'ellana is because the show couldn't afford to take Sarah Silverman on as a cast member.

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lemmy.world

Woman travels back in time to check if her stalker banged her mom

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A lone Banjo Player likes to have their visitor to take care of their adopted children.

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Then I guess "the holodeck is broken" is out of the question as well.

Also "guess which cast member knows how to sing?"

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