Those aren't thigh highs, they are programming socks

"Socky"

"Socky Junior"

"Socky Sock Sock"

"The guy who wrote this implementation was suffering from burn-out, wasn't he."

I can't seem to find thigh highs. Only knee socks. 😔

At this rate we'll soon need a BS in nerdology to get these in-jokes... i love it.