Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
It was a train conductors' meeting, they hold it on board a moving train, which is scary because all the conductors are at the meeting so nobody's available to actually drive. Entire generations of conductors have been lost this way.
Well I didn't notice the stilettos, but now I'm even more confused by that stance she's taken. I don't want to question hotdog anatomy but who walks around like that?? (Crabs- crabs do.)
It would be better if not for the fact that her "clothes" are the bun and condiments, so it's nekked titties. At least give the poor thing a mustard bikini top.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
All of you were working on the train!?!
It was a train conductors' meeting, they hold it on board a moving train, which is scary because all the conductors are at the meeting so nobody's available to actually drive. Entire generations of conductors have been lost this way.
This is the way.
Did everyone slide forward down the aisle when they hit the brakes?
I'm really just curious about why there were only men on the train.
she even got that weiner
How else would you draw a female hotdog? No tits and it looks like another dude just like all the ones I've eaten before
Do hot dogs need genders?
That should depend on if hot dogs are made from more than 1 gender of pig. Or dog. Or hotdog worm. Or whatever tf they make hotdogs out of.
Listen bud, English might've lost it's way but we've still got Indo-European roots, so even rocks need genders.
Is nobody going to mention the face, stilettos and hand bag this business weiner is also carrying?
Well I didn't notice the stilettos, but now I'm even more confused by that stance she's taken. I don't want to question hotdog anatomy but who walks around like that?? (Crabs- crabs do.)
It's also hotdog-spreading, I mean, look at that legs opening.
I want that hot dogussy Chicago style !
Titties dragged through the garden?
Oh snap, I’ll never forget that hot dog. That’s Chipmunks in Chicago. I think they changed their name to “Chipmonks” though.
Thelonius Chipmonks
As an ass man, I didn't even notice the wiener titties at first because I couldn't take my eyes off her buns.
Maybe it's okay if humanity dies out. 🤔
as long as we die between some buns
Is that Alvin?
Yes.
I don't like where his life seems to have taken him
Alvindog
Probably better than putting a vag on her. Good call.
You know what somebody's going to go and do now.
Along with other stuff, vag is also processed within that dog.
Kobayashi: [trying to impress date] yeah, I eat vag like a champ.
Mmm, wiener shaped vag between soft buns ...
Is she... squatting? With her... erm... weiner hanging down?
yes.
Mmm hot dog milk
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
How else is she gonna feed the cocktail weenies?
Wait, shouldn’t it have 4 teats on it? That’s usually how many cows have. Or… is it made from people?
Hotdog or not hotdog?
Hold on I have an app for that.
Real hot dogs have between 6 and 10 nips, otherwise they are called sparkly wieners.
And they can only be marketed as a 'hot dog' if they are produced in the Titiller region of France
Why is the kid's forehead melting?
That's Alvin, of Alvin and the Chipmunks.
Why is Alvin, of Alvin and the chipmunks head melting?
poorly drawn hair from a shoestring budget cartoon that only existed to sell toys
I thought it existed to sell music with singers doing helium covers?
Eh, my word choice there sucked, more to sell merch. There were toys, records, clothing, bed sheets, posters, and on and on and on
Fella's having a rough day.
Putting hot into hotdog
This is the best fucking thing I've ever seen
That's the 3% of the hot dog that's breast meat.
That shade of brown isn't helping
It looks more like shit than a hotdog
Spread eagle legs too.
Not a weeny with boobs
I have bad news for you.
Since she's a weiner and boobs, does this mean she can give herself a titjob?
That's what makes it hot.
Do you think that's lettuce or relish that she's wearing?
shrek ketchup
...the fuck?
Hot cunt.
A hot bitch?
let me get this right ...
the hair, the eyes, the mouth, the arms, the legs ... all ok
holding hands, wearing makeup, wearing a bag, wearing shoes ... sure no problem
but omg! omg! omg! TITTIES???
It would be better if not for the fact that her "clothes" are the bun and condiments, so it's nekked titties. At least give the poor thing a mustard bikini top.