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lemmy.world

AKA pussy telephone

Today was a good day. I learned new things.

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Pussy telephone doesn't sound half as good as the Finnish term pillupuhelin

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CrayonRosaryreply
lemmy.world

Sounds like English isn't your mother tongue

hapoy asshole

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lemmy.world

Idk why either, this is a must in every home in my country. Toilet paper is gross

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chunkystylesreply
sopuli.xyz

Wet wipes are better than just paper, but pale in comparison to a bidet. The wipes are usually made with plastic, too.

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platypus_plumbareply
lemmy.world

Dude what, that comment got removed by a moderator. I just said that I use wet wipes, what the hell.

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Sorry - that was the auto-mod. It removes heavily down-voted stuff, which normally is something that needs removing, but not always. I'll restore your comment.

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Zpiritualreply
lemm.ee

Wet wipes made of plastic will clog up the sewage system though unlike paper.

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I throw them in the bin, not the toilet. They aren't too dirty because I used paper first.

But yeha, I need to invest in a bidet, I'm honestly just scared of that thing. Like... Poop and pressurized water is just too concerning. Don't poop particles sprinkle everywhere?

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Psyllium for me. It changed my life. Two spoonfuls a day keep me using 90-95% less toilet paper than before.

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hahah idk why people downvoted you, when I go somewhere that doesn't have a hygienic douche I use this trick too. But everyday I prefer water and my but does too.

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lemmy.world

Got Finnish ancestry. Everyone I see in Finland online reminds me of my cousins. I think I need to go visit.

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I thought she said booty telephone. I guess I need an ear telephone.

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honestly if I fall face first into shit, I would use soap to clean it, water would not be sufficient

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Every time I fall face first into shit I get an erection.

But yes. I use water to clean it off.

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