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But on the other note, if J.K. Rand and her book 'Wizard Shrugged' taught me anything, there should be a competitive market among house elves to lick one's asshole clean. My little guy called Wippey does that. Sometimes he mumbles something about creating a union but I get too high from this anal stimulation I cum in his shit-filled mouth and close his nose with my fingers until he swallows it. He likes that. At least, I haven't heard him wanting to lose this job. Trully, the best time for a worker to live in.

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This is a problem i have not on the bathroom but while jerking off.

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lemmy.ml

Great yes I definitely want water squirting on to my face via my arse

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sh.itjust.works

I'm sorry, what? What is it that you think bidets actually do?

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lemmy.world

Did you see the link? Looks like I could be washing dishes at Chili's with that thing

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