Spyke
lemmy.world

Reminds me of the first time a friend of mine and his dad went to London. They were both more or less fluent, though his dad less so:

My friend's dad, trying to order an extra rare steak: "A bloody steak, please"

Waiter, without missing a beat: "Certainly, sir. Would you like some fucking potatoes with that?"

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Kiosadereply
lemmy.ca

I mean it is kind of weird that “rare” is used to denote “barely cooked”, when it usually means “very scarce or hard to find”.

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Yeah, as a non-native speaker, I've always considered that really weird too. Same with "well done", which is apparently worse than murder if you're enthusiastic about steaks 😄

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Blue or Blue-Rare are the steps above rare afaik (at least in the US, not sure about England). Any restaurant that asks "what does that mean" isn't a restaurant I'd trust to serve me meat that is cool in the middle.

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lol it’s a funny tweet. I don’t use twitter, but find joy in the cleverness and humor that people there spit out.

Would never use the app myself though. Screenshots on lemmy are as close to the rim of the volcano I’ll go.

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It's a joke that's been going around online, OOP made up this janky setup to sound original.

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lemmy.ml

My first WTF moment with British English was walking into a restaurant & the hostess asked: “are you alright?”. “Do I have a bloody nose?” I quaked. Turns out it was just how folks say “what’s up?” as a hello there.

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to which she responded, "Yes of course you have a nose, but why are you cursing about it?"

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lemmy.world

First time starting work in a London office it took me months to get used to the morning greeting: 'Rye?', which is just short for 'How are you doing, alright?'

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sopuli.xyz

Strangely enough, it's the same user. Makes it even weirder in a way

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You have to sacrifice a body part if you're not Max Verstappen (because his sacrifice was a visit to the gas station)

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By being a twat, if my memory or no is is correct.

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