Spyke

"Now with us, we can freely move ourselves through physical space - that's how we fly. So, we don't have to pivot on our feet and push off the ground. We can literally push off anything, we can create our own leverage." - Omniman

Just felt like that should be quoted. No specific reason.

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The original versions of the stories the Brothers Grimm wrote down were also very X-Rated. More like horror hard core porn. You can't look back on the children's stories in quite the same way after reading version 1.

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lemmy.world

I'm trying to sneak around, but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the earthlings.

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I'm trying to sneak around, but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheeks keeps making new stars.

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ancient people who imagined centaurs and dragons out of 5 to 10 points would probably have their minds blown with todays space photography

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Same, I didn't want to repost it if it wasn't, I only post respectable shitposts

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Nebula already was in jail in form of a dense star, all those particles banging and fusing with each other for millennia, at some point their jail(er, the Perv. Grab Ity) couldn't contain the horny no longer. So they exploded in a beautiful galactic exhibitionism piece of the thicc kind.

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You reached the end