Leyla :) lemmy.fmhy.mlThis is what I'm gonna pull out next time my girlfriend asks me to whip her.8Reply
pplatysalty kbin.social1Hide 1 replyMan, that might impress her so much that she might sleep with me!6Reply
★★Luma★ replylatte.isnot.coffeeIf it doesn't, remind yourself that duel-wielding is always impressive.1Reply
SStabbywithsocks1 lemmy.mlUsed to come in those little plastic bubbles you'd get from those coin dispensers. I always wanted the mini handcuffs.5Reply
PerogiBoi lemmy.caImagine using your light up sneakers to spot where the condom is and then using your heelies to wheel over to the bathroom because he didn’t use the condom in the end.3Reply
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Damn now i want to use condoms with my wife
Get in line, pal.
This is what I'm gonna pull out next time my girlfriend asks me to whip her.
Man, that might impress her so much that she might sleep with me!
If it doesn't, remind yourself that duel-wielding is always impressive.
Used to come in those little plastic bubbles you'd get from those coin dispensers. I always wanted the mini handcuffs.
With that sound whoooopssshh
Imagine using your light up sneakers to spot where the condom is and then using your heelies to wheel over to the bathroom because he didn’t use the condom in the end.
I need one! Let's hope he can hold that erection while laughing.
Would be better if it were not so obviously man’s leg - more believable.