Zarosย replylemmy.world3Hide 3 repliesNot happy, just relieved. The duck has been dining on human flesh all morning.18Reply
SturgiesYrFaseย replylemmy.ml2Hide 2 repliesBuuuuut Caaaarrrrrl! Wrong animal I know....but the both have long necks, and love to eat human faces!4Reply
VViking_Hippieย replylemmy.world1Hide 1 reply long necks, and love to eat human faces! The entirety of the "what I'm looking for" portion of my dating site profile.5Reply
๐ฐ ๐ ๐ฑ ๐ฆ ๐ณ ๐ฆ ๐ฐ ๐ฎ ๐ย yiffit.netWaitress: Anything else, sir? Duck: Got any grapes?7Reply
letsgoย lemm.ee"What about the vegetables?" "They'll have the same" - Thatcher, Spitting Image.0Reply
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I love how happy the punchline made them
Not happy, just relieved. The duck has been dining on human flesh all morning.
Buuuuut Caaaarrrrrl!
Wrong animal I know....but the both have long necks, and love to eat human faces!
The entirety of the "what I'm looking for" portion of my dating site profile.
Shame I'm married then
Duck: "I'll have the duck."
Nah, that ducks looking for some grapes.
Bum bum bum
โAnd he waddled awayโ
Waitress: Anything else, sir?
Duck: Got any grapes?
Just one single lasagna please
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"What about the vegetables?" "They'll have the same" - Thatcher, Spitting Image.