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lemmy.world

I feel morally obligated to say that I have a t-shirt with this on it and it scored me my boyfriend of over five years that I fully intend to spend the rest of my life with

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

Where can I get one? Either the t-shirt or a partner that would be interested in one, thanks

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lemmy.world

I got mine off of redbubble. I couldn't find the original artist at the time, so it was probably stolen art to be completely honest. Maybe you could reverse image search and find it? That was something I didn't know how to do at the time.

As for finding a partner who appreciates it, I think the best thing to do is go up to anyone of your preferred gender or presentation and say seductive phrases such as "let's see that smile" or "where's my hug?"

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kbin.social

“the best thing to do is go up to anyone of your preferred gender or presentation and say seductive phrases such as “let’s see that smile” or “where’s my hug?””

I know you’re probably joking, but I had a very visceral blech reaction reading this advice. 10/10 would again

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It's one of those things that doesn't hurt anyone. If you're not completely sure they're into it, follow them whenever they leave. A lot of times they try to pick up pace but that's cuz they're excited to lead you home so make sure you speed up too! (Genuinely terrified of anyone taking this seriously so just a little disclaimer)

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let’s see that smile” or “where’s my hug?”

either creepy stalker or annoying wine aunt energy

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I don't care what the situation is, I'm taking Bourdain over Fieri any day of the week, but I get the guys point, and Fieri by all accounts is a fucking solid guy.

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