Spyke
lemmy.world

This is true right up to the point where a bird swoops down and eats you alive

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This is the last panel on that Bernie Sanders meme were he gets more and more excited.. Sign me up!

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Maybe relevant:

You wake up.

You're still a lizard sunning on a red rock.

It was all a dream.

The concept of selling "Feet pics" to pay back "Student loans" is already losing its meaning as you open and lick your own eyeballs to moisten them.

Time to eat a bug.

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niftyreply
lemmy.world

Just go ribbit ribbit, what’s hard about that

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It's okay. Baleful polymorph doesn't leave you with your faculties

the target’s normal game statistics are replaced by those of the new form

Toads have int(elligence) = 1

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Wouldn't you be a super smart for a frog? I'd find a place that's sturdy with a bunch of spiders to mouch off of and maybe befriend a dog, honestly frog life homesteading could be pretty sweet

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lemmy.world

I think I'd like to be an elephant. They're very smart and social, they don't have to chase after their food, and they're too big for anything to eat. As a human who appreciates animals though, frogs are still my favorite.

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I’d like to be a manatee. Aside from boats it’s a pretty chill life. Amphibians are rad though, and I’d take being a frog or a toad. 🐸

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No paws to hold the phone though. But maybe it’s for the best?

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Quick! Jump into the water before she undo the curse! ...you lucky bastard!

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You reached the end

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