Spyke
lemmy.world

Alien: Another crab? Does the universe not have anything original

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Alien kids putting the puzzle back together: dammit, another crab! Mom, let me try another!

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lemmy.world

That’s probably why aliens never made contact with us.

We are freaks of nature. We didn’t evolve into crab.

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Pronellreply
lemmy.world

All our sci-fi series depict bipedal creatures all over the place.

The rest of the universe just isn't represented, man. Make more crab fiction and the aliens will visit!

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Craaaaaaab people,

Craaaaaaab people,

Taste like crab,

Talk like people

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Right? Or prehensile tails and yodel like the Swiss do when you carefully crush their nuts in a vice?

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ani.social

The perfect one. The crab. Everything will become crab. Crabs will rule the world.

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Nope, this one is perfect:

Well, crabs a related i guess.

edit: fuck Reddit gallery.

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