And

overflow: hidden

just to make extra sure you cannot read the fucking thing.

Open it with Firefox/Mull/... and enable reader view Reader View

I feel distracted by that formatting.

It's definitely bad design, but in a pinch it is readable in landscape mode for me. Alternatively, if your browser has a "force desktop mode" option, that often makes badly-written websites useable, if annoying.

i use rss reader (feeder https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.nononsenseapps.feeder.play) and subscribed to the megazine (https://shiftmag.dev/)

Usual advice is to do something else until you get motivated…but sometimes I get even less motivated