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lemmy.world

You need to be two people to pull that off, and the corpse must be wearing beach attire and shades. The shades are important. /s

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Your honor I object.

She was only looking to defraud the bank of less than $4k USD.

Wheeling in her deceased uncle to a fucking bank branch is easily worth at least a $5k USD fraudulent loan.

I rest my my case.

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lemmy.world

As far as i can tell the loan was for around 4.5 months average salary for Brazil. Its a windfall but not a "retire early" windfall.

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Skullgridreply
lemmy.world

Put the comma in, otherwise it's three dollars and a quarter if you use the .

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sh.itjust.works

Anyone remember those two guys who took a dead family member to withdraw money from the post office? Can't believe she thought she would get away with it.

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lemmy.world

Why was taking the corpse their first plan. It's seems this type of fraud would be a lot easier by just impersonating the deceased person. It not like the deceased would be able to sign anything or share recall any accounts numbers.

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The post office guys I think wanted the deceased's pension and they were a lot younger so I doubt that would have worked.

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It's really disturbing. I do not recommend watching the uncensored version.

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Brazilian woman arrested after taking corpse to sign bank loan: ‘She knew he was dead’ | Spyke