Spyke

And since we know that dreams are dead,
And life turns plans up on their head,
I will plan to be a bum,
So I just might become someone.

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lemmy.ca

This reminds me of some random psa

All the kids saying what they want to be then an absolute boss of a girl says she wants to be addicted to drugs

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Lego Robot was perhaps not a "good" webcomic, but I wouldn't call it bad either. It was a seminal piece of early internet meme history that left an indelible mark on everyone's current sense of humour whether they like it or not.

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Every kid wants to be an astronaut or pilot or some bullshit but ends up being a loser

He wanted to be a loser but ended up an astronaut

Opposites funny plz laugh

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It's the reverse of what is more likely to happen: kids wanting to be an astronaut when they grow up, but then achieving nothing, which is way more likely than this: kid wants to achieve nothing, yet becomes an astronaut, a profession which only very select individuals can reach with less of effort. Having failed at his dream of not achieving anything, the astronaut is sad.

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You reached the end

Should have stayed in the basement | Spyke