Spyke
fedia.io

KIDNEY STONES. THEY TEAR THE INSIDE OF YOUR DICK UP WITH RAZOR SHARP EDGES ON THE WAY OUT.

74
lemmy.ca

I TSKE MY BI MOBTHLY KIDNEY STONES ANF ADD THEM TO MY PEPR GINDER SO THEY CAN BE SPICE FOR MY MOUTH TOO

9
4amreply

CATH-SAICIN, BROTHER! AROOOOOOO

7
lemm.ee

Yes, kidney stones, but like a completely dry & steady cascade of pebbles of various sizes just leaving your dry and shredded urethra only to bounce happily around the toilet bowl producing a neat sound.

26
no bananareply
lemmy.world

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING I CANNOT HEAR YOU PLEASE USE YOUR OUTSIDE VOICE

23

SOME BÖNER HAVERS FEEL MOST CONFIDENT IF THEY GLUE ACRYLIC FRENCH NAILS ON THEIR SHAFT AS ARMOR. LIKE VAJAZZLING BUT FOR VIKINGS. THIS IS WHY THE MYTHICAL VIKING WARSHIP NAGLFAR IS MADE OF TOENAILS AND WILL KICK FUKKEN AZZ AT RAGNAROOOOOK BROTHER YEAH

4

You reached the end