One time long ago I stayed up all night tripping lsd on a ranch and at dawn befriended turkeys who flew down out of the trees to eat grasshoppers etc. Damn near thought we were for real communicating
Yea well they spread their wings and glide down and flap a lil bit right at the end. First time I ever saw that. These ones weren’t super big and fat like your typical picture of a huge Turkey though. They slept up in the tree to be safe from predators like coyotes and rattlesnakes.
Reminds me of this video where the guy gobbles at a turkey farm and can't keep it together: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9zvgcOrTtw
That was exactly my first thought! The guy's laugh is so infectious
One time long ago I stayed up all night tripping lsd on a ranch and at dawn befriended turkeys who flew down out of the trees to eat grasshoppers etc. Damn near thought we were for real communicating
They .. flew?
The "flightless" livestock birds like Turkeys, peacocks and chickens can still produce enough lift to roost in a tree and get back down.
It's pretty trippy when you see a tree full of chickens and you bring the corn out.
Yea well they spread their wings and glide down and flap a lil bit right at the end. First time I ever saw that. These ones weren’t super big and fat like your typical picture of a huge Turkey though. They slept up in the tree to be safe from predators like coyotes and rattlesnakes.
Aww pepe looks hella cute
aren't those turkeys being taken to be murdered?
Yeah I don’t know what this turkey van is all about. Maybe they won the Publishers Clearing House.
Its the simple things in life
Meanwhile the militant murder turkeys (Canadian Geese) I quack at when I go by at work don't seem to be amused.
When I meow at cat and it meows back.
Yelping?
Turkeys are banned from Tripadvisor
They gave my club sandwich 0 stars.
Real story
Darude Sandstorm