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mander.xyz

Reminds me of cabbage patch dolls with the signature on the booty.

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Didn't know what those were, now that I saw, you're right they're lowkey terrifying (o.o )

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lemmy.world

The only way this could have been better was if the tattoo was some beautifully kerned font above the ass that said "the kernel compiling, look busy".

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sopuli.xyz

In my 20's, a girl in bar queue told me that she knows how to compile kernel from the source. I asked her to marry me instantly, but unfortunately she was not available.

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feddit.de

Did you try: sudo marry me?

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lemm.ee

"Choose LVM and encrypt that volume, you little slut"

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I always imagine that phrase with the Xbox sound and notification of achievement.

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I'm right here. You get a desktop enviroment only if you've been good, kadu.

Edit: Pathetic subbies DM me your Debian installs

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If femdom, there's some domination from her side involved, then she should be forcing you to install gentoo or better yet lfs

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lemm.ee

I dont think it is, but this reminds me of that one scene with Alucard and now I'm sad

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Yeah that's a sad and awesome sequence. But this is (IMHO) much much darker. Berserk.

He was born to a dead mother hanging from a tree, and it went downhill from there...

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kbin.social

I think this is from Berserk, but it's been years and I can't quite tell.

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lemm.ee

Oh, maybe its my deep dive into fear and hunger that makes this scene feel familiar then, as I know Beserk played a HUGE inspiration for Fear and Hunger

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mount, finger, fsck...old school UNIX dudes were some fucking horndogs weren't they.

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lemmy.world

This is funny but not funny. In my 20s this happened to me... I installed herinux but she wasn't happy and I couldn't figure out why 🤷

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lemmy.world

Can't remember but at the time I wasn't drinking alcohol... I was a real celebrity at parties 😂😂

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