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I am masturbating to phone porn

Friend text me “OJ is dead”

I climax to the news of OJ’s death

Am sorry OJ was accident

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Don’t ask why I didn’t come to OJ’s funeral

It is because I already did

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I was at the job

Coworker sees news on his phone, tells everyone

Goes room to room telling people. I do his job to cover for him. He comes back after an hour. Doesn't say Thank You.

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Désolé pour mauvais français.

J'étais dans cuisine pour préparer casse-croûte.

Mon téléphone sonne et je vois notification de Google news avec titre : OJ est mort.

Je m'en fou.

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You reached the end

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