What do you call a deer with no eyes?

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No idea

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!No-eyed deer!<

Took me a second to get it until I mentally switched to a Boston accent. lol

Works well with an East Texas accent

I read this joke with my grandmother's New England accent. She always said "idear" instead of "idea."

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs!

!Still no idea!<

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What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no reproductive equipment?

!Still no fucking idea !!<

What do you call a deer with three eyes?

Seymour

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.