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Clooney has the perkiest nipples, so factor that into your equation.

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It's Val Kilmer's superhero name. His super villain name is "Kill more".

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lemmy.world

It's been a long time since I've seen some of those, but my order:

Bale = West (serious vs. funny, both legends don't make me choose) > Pattison > Affleck > Keaton > Kilmer > Clooney

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Headcanon: "Adam West" is the only real batman. He retired to Quohog and all the others are paid by Alfred to keep the gotham criminals afraid of coming back after Bruces tbi during his final day in the batsuit.

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