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"Remember, soldiers, you only have enough personal gear space for a small backpack. If your mech goes down, you need to squeeze everything you'll require to survive in a hostile alien environment in that space, so choose wisely."

"Yes, sarge! What do you store in yours?"

"A corncob pipe, a can of brilcreme, and a six pack of PBR."

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lemmy.world

"A log of Skoal, a four pack of Rip-Its, an emergency bottle of Cholula, two Jalapeno Cheese Spreads (from expired MREs), and one of those little packs of saltine crackers from Shoney's."

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"Lucky Old Hare" by Bruce Patnaude | Spyke