Take a moment to look at your hands, are they are all wrinkly, thin and covered in liver spots? Do you often cut yourself trying to open canned goods? Do you catch yourself going 5 under the speed limit? Do you use aspercreme to rub one out? Have you been searching for the elusive tictac app for years?
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Soccer balls? Is that like tennis elbow?
That's why you gotta wear a jock strap. Last thing you want is your thighs playing ping pong with your sack
That’s not even the old sort . That’s 80s I think .
If you don't think the 80s is that old then it's time to schedule that colonoscopy my dude
Well, there were 100 years of league football before then, but thanks for you interest in my rectum.
moreso the colon overall gestures to broad area with hands
Take a moment to look at your hands, are they are all wrinkly, thin and covered in liver spots? Do you often cut yourself trying to open canned goods? Do you catch yourself going 5 under the speed limit? Do you use aspercreme to rub one out? Have you been searching for the elusive tictac app for years?
So only old people drive after rush hour. It's odd how everyone drives slower then the speed limit when it is later.
Not where I live. The roads are more open late so people take advantage of that to do 30-40 over.
Jokes on you. I've had 4 already. Next one is 2026.
This is no way to talk; respect your elders.
Or two.
You just unlocked some core memories. I had this exact same type of ball when I was a kid. So many great moments and fun times!
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON
Take 1d4 bleed damage
Roll to persuade your little brother not to tell mom
Take 1D32 bleed damage.
Fixed it for you. (Soccer balls have 32 faces)