Spyke
kbin.social

Be careful with girls who try to go all the way to kissing in the first few months.

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lemm.ee

This post makes a sweeping assumption Linux users would have women flirt with them.

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Prunebuttreply
slrpnk.net

Of course they have! Other linux users after transition, namely!

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Apparently, it's "obvious to everyone, except you [me]"... or at least that's what my wife tells me.

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where_am_ireply
sh.itjust.works

And then eventually you will figure out it was a plot for a world-domination level backdoor, ha.

And yet you'll still be single.

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Do you really think such mastery would be possible with the influence of a woman? Those heroes chose solitude for the rest of us. Praised be our virgins!

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they used to be quite common, but nowadays you need to compile them yourself with the "replace-testosterone" patch. It's also recommended to use the "cat-ears" patch, and, if you can, also the "cat-tail" patch, but that isn't necesarily required to get it working.

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lemmy.world

My wife gets so mad at me when I don’t know why she walks up and takes my arm when a lady’s talking to me 😆

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DickFiascoreply
lemm.ee

Get a load of this guy - he's got ladies just coming up and talking to him.

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On occasion… I don’t leave the house enough for it to be common lol

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