You know what? As an Aussie it fucking does my head in when cunts from overseas like to make out that we swear all the fucking time, like Jesus Christ on a crapper, we don't sweat that fucking much, it's not like we're doing this shit all the cunt fuckin day, God fucking damn, it gives me the shits mate... Fuck.
I remember when my (male) friend from Tas kept talking at a company lunch (in the UK) about how thongs were the most comfortable things in the world. It was hilarious seeing all the women at the table with wide eyed expressions. I broke it to them at the end what he meant but I let it go on longer than I should have.
They literally stopped the airing of a Peppa Pig episode that was "Be Kind to Spiders" because their spiders are not kind at all, and want kids to not pet them.
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Downvoted because that's an Aussie upvote!
fuckin' oath, cunt ("yes, I agree", in Australian)
You know what? As an Aussie it fucking does my head in when cunts from overseas like to make out that we swear all the fucking time, like Jesus Christ on a crapper, we don't sweat that fucking much, it's not like we're doing this shit all the cunt fuckin day, God fucking damn, it gives me the shits mate... Fuck.
Farken oath mate, I hear what you're farken sayin. These cunts have no bloody idea and they make us all look like wankers. Shits me to tears.
"Shits me to tears" lmao that's amazing, I am gonna use it from now on.
He's not wearing flip flops
I believe they call them thongs
I remember when my (male) friend from Tas kept talking at a company lunch (in the UK) about how thongs were the most comfortable things in the world. It was hilarious seeing all the women at the table with wide eyed expressions. I broke it to them at the end what he meant but I let it go on longer than I should have.
Longer than you should have? It was your obligation as a friend to see how long it took him to figure out what he was saying naturally.
I was hoping tbere was that one guy at the table that shared the wide eyed expression for the same reason
And where is his harness?
or barefoot as well
Just remember in Australia:
Cunt = mate
Mate = cunt
So not quite on the money there.
"I'm not your cunt, mate!"
What is that, Java?
Python of course, in keeping with the theme.
Not really. I reckon most aussies would leave the spider be, and call it cunt only in an affectionate manner.
"How ya goin', there, cunt? Yer alright, ya little wanka." "Get some of that down ya neck, ya little champion."
...I suppose this is the interaction with a normal spider. If it's the really giant one, I guess they'd just toss it a tinny.
Inaccurate. Should be turned upsidedown and have his ground tether to keep him falling off the planet
From the golden age of Simpsons, Homer sneaking out of work to go to the Duff Brewery https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jyOxna1x8s
I think this was Conan's first season writing for the Simpsons
Can confirm, the spiders swear like sailors.
It's pissin down rain here on the east coast right now. Cunts'll be fuckin everywhere.
As long as it's not golden orbs on the clothes line or Redbacks under the toilet seat idm.
They are actually more rude than we thought?
The spiders? Yes.
They literally stopped the airing of a Peppa Pig episode that was "Be Kind to Spiders" because their spiders are not kind at all, and want kids to not pet them.
Makes sense when many of the spiders in Australia are dangerous, though.
They're quite a few levels beyond dangerous. They'll kill ya to death.
To death you say? tsk tsk tsk
Well, how's his wife holding up?
Where's the dropbear?
"Some of the sheep."
https://youtu.be/YuRYzmLkQpI?si=rfj5PhBoPS2bbfSX