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Too risky having it hanging out like that. It could get caught on a doorway or squished against someone on a busy metro.

Only safe way to transport eggs on your person is up the butt.

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lemm.ee

Not Easter related but I prefer this holster.

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real professionals keep an opened egg in their holster with the hot sauce already inside

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That's even funnier in German because the German word for "eggs" ("Eier") is colloquially used as a synonym for testicles

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In Spain too, eggs "huevos" is also used for testicles., but also "pelotas" (balls) is used. Direct for testicles also used cojones.

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Maybe it's cause there is no banana for scale, but that egg looks huge... like an ostrich egg.

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okay but for serious Easter egg hunters, we're gonna need a belt that can hold like 30 of them. like a grenade holding belt. But for Easter eggs, y'know

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Also useful if you just happened to be driving through the Hobby Lobby parking lot and saw that skank Alicia’s car the day after finding out she met your kinda-boyfriend at that axe throwing place and they made out and left together.

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