Jokes aside I actually fucking hate it when machines say stuff like "thank you for shopping here" in that anodyne voice that's the aural equivalent of greige.
A machine cannot thank, thank you isn't a magic spell. It is supposed to signal gratitude. Unless uttered by a thinking being it is a bastardisation of language.
Lemmy try:
I'm a little extreme but I don't know what to say about it but I think it's not a client-side thing.
I'm a bit confused about what time is.
I'm sorry for being so late and I will be there in about 30 minutes.
I'm going to try to get a new phone number for the IRS.
I'm not a good person and it will be a while before I am.
And I have to go to the store and get a fuckton of the third grade and then they will be a little more shortform than that it is not a good thing to do with the first time I have to do it for the first time I have to go by the US and get it done and then I have to wait to get to the europeans out of the third grade of the third grade and then I have to wait to see what it is not a good thing to do it for me to do it for me to do it for me to do it for me to do it
I don’t know if I can get a hold of you but I have a question for you about the car that I have for you and I need to know if you have a car that you can borrow from me and I can borrow it for you and I can borrow that would be great(!)
I'm a bit more than happy to do it now but I don't think I can do it now but I don't know what to do with me and I don't know what to do with me but I don't know what to do with me and I don't know what to do with me
I’m a little bit confused about the situation but I don’t think I can do anything for you to do that a lot but I don’t want to do that anymore but I don’t want to do that anymore and I don’t want to do that anymore
I stopped asking, because my phone was very politely trying to change the activity.
I'm a little glitchy but I'm going out for eeeeeeeeeeeww e and a fine day at work so will see if we could get the car and get the e to go and see what they do it for the first one and e to get the smaller one and e and a bit more to me than the one who is a bit more to be honest and you can do that when I don't want you and you can get a better than you and I can be there with the other ones you can get a recording and a fine bristle to the other one who can do the job to get the e and you can be the same as the same as it can't do the job or the job or the same person to do the job or the job or something I think about the same person to be the same as it is not that not many things and you don't want it and it will take the time and the amount to it or it will take the opportunity and it's the stupidest and you don't have it to me to get it from me to refund him in a few months or something you want and it's a bit more to be the best and I understand what he wants and he will understand that you can understand that it's not that many things and the reason why they are always feels the right way of the tomb and it's a good person to do that and it will take the time and the reason why they are always feels the right way of the tomb and it's the same thing you don't understand why they are not that many things that they are not that not the best person ever to put them into them or you can be there for me to refund him in a while and I will then get him to the house to the house it's not that many things he wants me and you can understand him and you can understand his life or the same thing as he is the most important thing ever is it was the best
I'm getting bored of tapping the first entry and it's not showing any sign of stabilising on one repeating phrase so I'll stop there
I would chime in but I don't use predictive text as the very idea that a divine being could be predicted by an infernal device is blasphemy.
Do not let the machines sully our tongue comrades, throw off the yolk and do not submit to heretical guidance.
How dare they try to speak with our words
Jokes aside I actually fucking hate it when machines say stuff like "thank you for shopping here" in that anodyne voice that's the aural equivalent of greige.
A machine cannot thank, thank you isn't a magic spell. It is supposed to signal gratitude. Unless uttered by a thinking being it is a bastardisation of language.
The... the yolk? You have quite the eggcentric inclination!
See! see what horrors even the affectation of automatic spelling correction can bring!
Purge the machine from your life my friends. It will only lead you astray.
lol
Divine being moment
I'm a bit confused about it and I'm going up there to see you EVERYWHERE
Goddammit 🤦♂️
I'm a little teapot
Error 418
In that case I think I can guess how tall you are and your body type..
Not very teapot-like at all, you liar! 😛
But the way my left leg is bent like that, you could use it as the handle of the teapot
edit: ok You saw it, so I deleted it. I am too precious And I work too hard for my physique to give away my awesomeness on the internet.
Provided that you're a giant who doesn't mind spilling a lot of tea 🤷
I'm a trans
I really need to stop arguing with idiots on the internet.
I misread that as "trains" but trans makes much more sense.
Damn trainsesual agenda, wanting better rail infrastructure.
desperately trying not to make an outdated asdfmovie reference
"I like trans"
Gets hit by a stampede of trans people
LLM egg moment
I'm a little confused
No, no this checks out
Lemmy try:
I'm a little extreme but I don't know what to say about it but I think it's not a client-side thing.
I'm a bit confused about what time is.
I'm sorry for being so late and I will be there in about 30 minutes.
I'm going to try to get a new phone number for the IRS.
I'm not a good person and it will be a while before I am.
Sorry, I've had too much fun with that.
That should be printed on a shirt.
And I have to go to the store and get a fuckton of the third grade and then they will be a little more shortform than that it is not a good thing to do with the first time I have to do it for the first time I have to go by the US and get it done and then I have to wait to get to the europeans out of the third grade of the third grade and then I have to wait to see what it is not a good thing to do it for me to do it for me to do it for me to do it for me to do it
I don’t know if I can get a hold of you but I have a question for you about the car that I have for you and I need to know if you have a car that you can borrow from me and I can borrow it for you and I can borrow that would be great(!)
(PS: this is how they deanonymize you 🕵️♂️)
I'm a bit more than happy to do it now but I don't think I can do it now but I don't know what to do with me and I don't know what to do with me but I don't know what to do with me and I don't know what to do with me
Huh, mine got a bit loopy
Understandable.
I don't know what to do with me either.
Almost sounds like weird lyrics.
I'm a vegan linux user
I'm a western union that has been a great military
I'm a little worried 😟
I’m a little bit confused about the name of the place.
I'm a little confused
I'm a sigma little boy 😭
I'm a leftist little bit :/
I stopped asking, because my phone was very politely trying to change the activity.
I'm a little confused but I don't know what to do.
this is why having a dumb keyboard is swag (florisboard)
I'm a little leftist
I'm a little slick and a little static
I'm a little baby now but I'm going home tomorrow
Yeah
I'm a HoMEOWner
Yep… sums it up pretty well.
Gonna do all 3 here
I'm a little bit of a great day (???)
I'm a very nice (this one sounds like mario)
I'm a bit of a triceratops (yeah the algorithm has no clue what i wanna type)
Are you saying you don't want to be a triceratops?
I'm a bit confused about the weather
I'm a good person
I'm a little bit late
I'm going to bed
Spot on. 😁
I'm a little confused but I don't know what to do with it but I don't think I can get it to you in the morning
I'm a bit busy with the magicks and am trying not the time of the day to make the illusion includes a new one.
I’m a big believer that if we can make a deal on a house that will have the house and a lot more space
I'm a little stressed about it
(oh come on even my text prediction knows?)
I'm getting bored of tapping the first entry and it's not showing any sign of stabilising on one repeating phrase so I'll stop there
im a lil
im a goddamn woman
im a lesbian
...yea that checks
I'm a little bit of a standard network cable
I'm a bit worried
I'm afraid
I'm a little stressed