Make no mistake: Catholics, Lutherans, Anglicans, Christians Universalists, Christians who happen to vote Democrat, and other Christian or near-Christian faiths will not be spared. This is certainly a religious movement, but it does not have Jesus of Nazareth at its head.

This movement has more in common with the Westboro hate/terrorism group than with orthodox Christianity, and Christians who do not espouse the right political hatred will absolutely be labeled Satanists too.

You are 100% correct.

"Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"

He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"

He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"

Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over."

—Emo Phillips

My favorite thing was noticing how many of them also call any non-xtian religion (but also includes Mormons and JW and Catholics, too, lol, WUT) "pagan".

First time I ran across such a thing, I was like..."wait, wait, wait, what?" in the middle of one of them going through a Gish Gallop of evangelical bullshit.

We all know he's a regular. Nursing a beer and longing for the days they could....BBQ Uppercase Ts....and...decorate trees with rope...

It's goofy as hell. House members and senators can get donations and contributions from people anywhere. I'm sure it could be funneled to circumvent, but I would expect laws that candidates be only allowed to get them from entities and people in their geographic constituencies would at least have some kind of positive effect.

Mormons have money.

He's not completely there for himself, though this trip is certainly self serving or he would do it. He's there to put his weight behind a candidate for Mitt Romney's senate seat. A MAGAT who has been endorsed by Trump.

It goes hand in hand with them claiming all their opposition are pedos, as well. Even though if there is any group with a pedo problem, it's the right wing.

Fuck it. I'll get possessed by a progressive demon that taxes billionaires and corporations at a fair rate, over following a god that supports bigotry against LGBTQ people and laughs at children's drowning in a river filled with razor wire, any fuckin day of the week.

I uh... Play D&D, so yes I guess?

Definitely yes here's my Satanic Temple membership card.

Third Pale of Hell, second door to your right, please roll for initiative.

40 years. The Satanic Panic was strongest in the 80s. Dungeons and Dragons, oooohhh, oh no. Motley Crue said Shout at the Devil! Daycare employees are undoubtedly sacrificing horses and making children participate.

See: Michelle Remembers

Anyway, ok Tommy. I can't take you seriously because of your name. See the Friendly Atheist blog to learn how far off these jokers are from understanding anything at all. Support the Freedom From Religion foundation and the Satanic Temple.

Satanic panics will be back, and in greater numbers.

What if I said it was a Migrant Cult Caravan?

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For a hot sec, I was like "the mid 90s weren't 30 years ago".

Death is just around the corner for me.

These are the tenets of The Satanic Temple (TST) not the Church of Satan. They are different.

There are real-life unironic evil Satanists. They're Nazis and they (along with others) target children online, expose them to abhorrent content, convince them to self harm, exploit them sexually, and bully them to commit suicide. All for lols and clout.

This isn't what Tuberville was talking about. He senses evil through vibes. Demons who support abortion, do sex in the butt, and worst of all: hate football.

https://www.wired.com/story/764-com-child-predator-network/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_Nine_Angles

Well, conservatives hate progress, so...

Did you know if you play reversed Highway to Hell backwards, they say hell in it?

In some places it never left.

Please don't insult Satanists like that.

"Satanic cults" where everyone agrees Christianity is the one true religion but some people just decide to side with the bad guy because they're bad is hilarious on its face and it's wild it keeps causing these panics.

This is a secular country.

Unfortunately, there are a lot of people in this country who disagree. They try to twist the words of the founders to imply freedom of Christian religion. Even some of my more reasonable family members, who won't be voting for Trump, still think this is a Christian nation.

I don’t think the onion really likes the dude-

He keeps upstaging their satire

He is a first term senator, he has only been elected once so far.