eerie09ย lemmy.world8Hide 8 repliesSeeing as the plant kept the flower and ditched the leaf. I conclude that plants also prefer sex over food.101Reply
๐พ๐๐๐๐ ๐ฟ๐๐๐ย replylemmy.world6Hide 6 repliesThere are insects who enter their adult stage with no mouth. They are here to fuck then starve.56Reply
FFlihpFlorpย replylemm.ee4Hide 4 repliesIsnโt the Luna moth one I think itโs the one that doesnโt have a digestive system tho13Reply
Mommy Longarmsย replysh.itjust.works1Hide 1 replyHow do they get the energy to grow eggs and stuff?3Reply
AArachnidManiaย replylemm.eeStore all the food they need (until they can fuck) when they could eat in their juvenile form.9Reply
TropicalDingdongย replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesThis was my first thought. abscisic acid. Also if a plant has a head, the head is in the soil, not the air.19Reply
kkaduย replylemmy.world8Hide 8 repliesBiologist here. Can confirm, that's exactly how it happens. No need to look into plant physiology textbooks. I repeat: do not look for plant physiology textbooks. Do. Not. Please. Please while you can. Do not.88Reply
NNeatNitย replydiscuss.tchncs.de7Hide 7 repliesWondering if you say this in order to protect others from the pain/horror of learning it, or to protect some deep conspiratory secret. Maybe I'll just open a textbook and find out...46Reply
mmyster0nย replyfeddit.nl5Hide 5 repliesIt's been half an hour and we haven't heard back. We can only assume the worst ...35Reply
EEkkyย replysopuli.xyz3Hide 3 repliesRest in pieces, NeatNi, you'll be forever remembered for your bravery.24Reply
NessDย replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesWhat is the worst that could happen. Will also try itttttttarghhgg I'M DYING๐๏ธ14Reply
mmarcosย replylemmy.worldBut is it because NeatNit is too happy to even remember to come back or is it because he's gone for good?7Reply
rroscoeย replylemmy.dbzer0.comFucker trying to trick us into learning shit by making it taboo.26Reply
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Seeing as the plant kept the flower and ditched the leaf. I conclude that plants also prefer sex over food.
There are insects who enter their adult stage with no mouth. They are here to fuck then starve.
Isnโt the Luna moth one
I think itโs the one that doesnโt have a digestive system tho
Cicadas too
How do they grow so big though?
How do they get the energy to grow eggs and stuff?
Store all the food they need (until they can fuck) when they could eat in their juvenile form.
New kink unlocked
st'amen
The flower would go first.
This was my first thought. abscisic acid.
Also if a plant has a head, the head is in the soil, not the air.
That's its dick waving around up there.
Also it's vagina and uterus
EAT THE PETALS
Not a scientist, but that donโt look too scientific.
Biologist here. Can confirm, that's exactly how it happens. No need to look into plant physiology textbooks.
I repeat: do not look for plant physiology textbooks. Do. Not. Please. Please while you can. Do not.
Wondering if you say this in order to protect others from the pain/horror of learning it, or to protect some deep conspiratory secret. Maybe I'll just open a textbook and find out...
It's been half an hour and we haven't heard back. We can only assume the worst ...
Rest in pieces, NeatNi, you'll be forever remembered for your bravery.
What is the worst that could happen. Will also try itttttttarghhgg I'M DYING๐๏ธ
The leaves continue to fall
All in all, just another leaf on the wall
But is it because NeatNit is too happy to even remember to come back or is it because he's gone for good?
Fucker trying to trick us into learning shit by making it taboo.
Is this one of their earlier comics, the lines are more wobbly