Finally, thank God

Ok. Remind me in 7 days

Thank you for your merciful, sweet release! Prepare for a lawsuit if I'm still alive in 8 days

There's something wrong with mine. It's not spinning. Do I still get the death, or do I have to do something special? I don't want to miss out.

Guess I'll die!

I see this as an absolute win

In that case I'm definitely not sharing

promise?

Oh well, I had a pretty good run 🤷

Ok, I had a run.

A walk.

A pitiful waddle? Yeah, that sounds more accurate

Gonna put it on my calendar. Thanks.

I survived email chains, I'll survive this.

Probably.

If you said something like you will live X more days i would've reposted .

Do you actually want us not to repost it?

remindme! 8d

How did Facebook 50 to 70 years old or redditors that are max 13 years old ended up hear too ?

Guys it's not spinning what does this mean

Just gonna say bye now cuz I'm not gonna be here next week.

Nice try, but I have immunity dog saved on my computer.

Eat my ass you gay ass nugget.

If I could only be so lucky

I'm going to take my chances.

That took me back to the late 90s

No backsies!!!

Don't threaten me with a good time

Send to my mom. She'll be all over this

Oof ouch my arteries