Man named Deez-Nuts arrested & charged with battery over a BB gun
https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/man-named-deez-nuts-arrested-charged-with-battery-over-a-bb-gun-2580455/Open linkView original on lemmy.world226
Comments16https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/man-named-deez-nuts-arrested-charged-with-battery-over-a-bb-gun-2580455/Open linkView original on lemmy.world
Officer: "What's your name, sir?"
DK: "Deez-Nuts"
Officer: "Alright, get out of the car, smart ass"
"Mr. Deez-Nuts was my father's name. Please, call me Bofa."
"Call my brother Gargle, he's a lawyer."
I can see this playing out like a modern "Who's on first" routine
Charged with battery? What is he, a cyborg?
Deez must run on D's.
I know people who know him. Allegedly, he lost a bet and had to change his legal name to that.
Wait, who are we discussing right now? 🙃
Deez Nuts
So close, you qualify for reddit 🥈*. Better luck next time.
Correct answer: "Deez-Nutz" ["missing: "-"].
*(Not legal tender on the fediverse or anywhere else in existence.)
Dashes are a PITA on mobile. :(
Wisconsin?
I would have put money on Florida
The Midwest is full of Florida, they just blame it all on Ohio
Goteem?
He did it to have these Nibbas keep his name outta his mouth and here we are.
something something charged something something battery something something bb gun