programmerhumor·Programmer HumorbyMoxvallix watching your children dieView original on sopuli.xyz433Comments20
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆 yiffit.net2Hide 2 repliesI like how "killing others" comes after "killing yourself." "I'm going to kill myself and then all of you!"55
MMelastSB replysh.itjust.worksProcesses are a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural24
JJudgy_McJudgerson replylatte.isnot.coffeeMade me remember this joke: A blonde walked in on her boyfriend having sex with their neighbor. Distraught, she picked up a gun and held it to her head. “Wait, babe! Don’t do it!” the boyfriend protested. “Shut up!” the blonde snapped. “You’re next!”9
ClemaX lemm.ee1Hide 1 replySometimes, if the child turns into a zombie, the parent can kill it using a fork!29
Arghblarg lemmy.ca2Hide 2 repliesWhat book is this? (I need to read Chapter 9, being a Simple Child myself :p )12
LLuciferMorningWood replylemm.eeLooks like Linux Application Development by Michael K. Johnson and Erik W. Troan (source: Facebook)14
ssolrize lemmy.ml"Thus we join television in leading people to kill thoughtlessly.". --Emacs manual, in earlier days.10
xxpinchx lemmy.worldWhen they don't inherit the traits you want so you kill your children and start over.6
I like how "killing others" comes after "killing yourself."
"I'm going to kill myself and then all of you!"
Processes are a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural
Made me remember this joke:
A blonde walked in on her boyfriend having sex with their neighbor. Distraught, she picked up a gun and held it to her head. “Wait, babe! Don’t do it!” the boyfriend protested. “Shut up!” the blonde snapped. “You’re next!”
Sometimes, if the child turns into a zombie, the parent can kill it using a fork!
How ironic, killed by the very thing that created it.
Then you realize this is a psychology textbook.
Guide for expectant fathers.
The order is a bit mixed up, but yes, that sounds like a concept.
What book is this? (I need to read Chapter 9, being a Simple Child myself :p )
Looks like Linux Application Development by Michael K. Johnson and Erik W. Troan (source: Facebook)
https://www.informit.com/articles/article.aspx?p=397655&seqNum=4
"Thus we join television in leading people to kill thoughtlessly.". --Emacs manual, in earlier days.
kys, and then ko's
It's in order of usefulness
When they don't inherit the traits you want so you kill your children and start over.
Tried 9.4.5, couldn't get around to 9.4.6
simple children 💀
Proper instruction.
Almost as evil as those ungodly dungeon manuals