Spyke
sh.itjust.works

The real winged rats. Pigeons are generally nice enough, seagulls will swoop down and steal your whole basket of french fries out of your hands.

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ChicoSuavereply
lemmy.world

I would never besmirch rats. Rats have compassion and intelligence and humor. If I wanted to compliment a seagull then I would call it a winged rat.

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I like rats, and I knew I'd rightly get this response. But a NYC rat would definitely steal a whole pizza from you if you gave it the opportunity.

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lemmy.ca

So what I’m hearing is they’re sea huskies

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zqwzzlereply
lemmy.ca

Do most animals choose between right and wrong, or are they acting on instinct?

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Can confirm. My husky knows what she's supposed to do, she does what she wants as long as I don't say anything.

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Jo Miranreply
lemmy.ml

I was going to say Sea-Min-Pin but the OP never used "on PCP" as a descriptor.

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Jokes like that risk the health and safety of your ankles.

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Yeah, Sea Lions are obnoxious and destructive but not usually malicious. But Seals can be mean just for fun. They would make excellent early 2000s prank show hosts.

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Id guess most people think of fur seal pups or something when they think of seals. I think of the leopard seal. Mean motherfuckers

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lemmy.ml

the intelligence of a toddler

Is that more or less intelligence than a cat?

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lemmy.world

Fun fact, trying to determine if a dog is more intelligent than a cat is nearly impossible because that it's hard to tell if the cat doesn't understand the test or just can't be bothered.

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tromarsreply
feddit.de

Wasn’t there a study on cats that concluded something like „cats know when you call their name but just don’t care“?

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Zerushreply
lemmy.ml

The cat understand perfectly the test, but think that, if you like it so much, leave me alone and do it yourself. A dog is a pack animal and for this reason it obeys, yes or yes, the leader of the pack, the owner, a cat or felines in general, with the exception of lions, they are solitary hunters and do not have the concept of a leader, A cat sees you as an equal, at most a friend, but not as a leader. This has nothing to do with intelligence, but with the very nature of these animals.

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sh.itjust.works

Cats just require a different approach. But it's far from impossible to train them as long as you adapt, just as you would for any various species of animal. This guy has figured out how to train cats and he's hardly the only one.

Lots of cats big and small are very social, even if they don't form packs in the wild.

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Yes, cats can form groups when this offers them advantages in food and survival, as is frequently seen in stray cats, but they are anarchic groups, without fixed leadership. Naturally you can train cats, but only if they see an advantage in following what they have learned, they must be convinced to follow your instructions, which is much more complicated than in the case of dogs.

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It depends. If the toddler is trying to actively kill themselves, they are super smart AND fast. On the other hand, I'm told that some cats share a braincell, and if it's not their turn with it, then that's that.

It all depends on the frame of reference.

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I was just about to say that all the cats I've known had the intelligence of toddlers and the morals of seagulls.

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