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Nothing is private on a farm. All the corn have ears.

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SharkEatingBreakfast

And all the potatoes have eyes.

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And the beanstalk

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I never feel ignored on a farm; the corn is all ears.

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sh.itjust.works

There's certainly a kernel of truth to that

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What about acorn?

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Nothing is private on a farm. All the corn have ears. | Spyke