Iced milk is weird until you put coffee in it

Soy vanilla latte is a three bean salad

I would have called it a three bean smoothie.

iced milk is okay as long as you drink it before the ice melts. then, ew.

or you can blend it, then it’s a milk smoothie!

So true. But then... so is warm milk.

Or until the milk is frozen and iced and mixed with cream soft-served in a nice bowl with a spoon

I actually love a glass of iced milk. Gotta have a lot of ice so it doesn't melt too quick and get watery. Great beverage for a hot dessert.

...or tea

OP hasn't ever tried horchata and it shows.