Agreed. Out of all the teams, I wouldn't mind them staying up. I think they were one of the worst PL teams as well only a couple of seasons ago? I could be mistaken
nah that's a genuine one from me ngl, get some chemistry back in just in case raya does get injured, plus gives ramsdale the chance to try doing what raya does without nearly as much fear of conceding
I still don't know whether he's 30 million plus all that controversy worth but yeah definitely do think he's better. Ramsdale is a top keeper though and we should be trying to keep him happy if possible.
Disappointed I can't watch the match live. But we're clearly performing very well. And I see that 'Own Goal' lad had got on the scoresheet again. He deserves an improved contact.
Can't be world class unless you score a brace to rescue your billion pound team after it's being kept goalless by one of the most statistically anomalous teams in the Prem 🙄
eh they're just warming up, doesn't have to be them coming on lol — and tbf we don't need ESR like we need Cedric rn given the injuries we have. Though obviously annoying.
I looked up a video and you nailed it. If I'm not mistaken Martin Tyler hasn't expressed emotion since the middle ages.
Jim Beglin's takes also really rub me the wrong was as well. He was the one that was moaning about our set-piece coach getting involved for a corner not too long ago
Fair play to Gary, but Kiwior has been playing rather well lately, I would say. That being said, it's not like I expect Kiwior to shit the bed because of it
The home fans should have stayed just for the love of the game. Appreciate the goals, whoever scores them.
Stadiums are empty everywhere we go.... Stadiums are empty everywhere we go...
I don't know why they would have expected anything different. Wouldn't surprise me if they only turned up to see if Sheffield caused an upset
Feel bad for these players man. They got families and all.
Agreed. Out of all the teams, I wouldn't mind them staying up. I think they were one of the worst PL teams as well only a couple of seasons ago? I could be mistaken
had a call come in at -5:00 and just got off it! Missed all 4 goals live!
welcome to the live training session
I just hope they don't try to Stoke us the rest of the match
They already have been tbh, just ain't any good at it lol
@Astrealix @raumdeuter I just hope we get out unscathed at this point.
I don't think they're even strong enough to do a Stoke
Double Agent Trusty doing a job for us!
May they forever be lost into obscurity. Who we talking about again?
Tevez and Mascherano Lawsuit FC
I honestly feel bad for Sheffield. Five-nil down at home before half time. That's humiliating no matter who you are facing.
That said.... Keep the goals coming lads!
Ramsdale on at halftime please gaffer
That's another kick in the nutsack lol
nah that's a genuine one from me ngl, get some chemistry back in just in case raya does get injured, plus gives ramsdale the chance to try doing what raya does without nearly as much fear of conceding
My feelings on Raya have changed. I didn't see what Ramsdale had done that was so egregious to be left out the way he has.
I've warmed up to him though and you can see what he brings to a team. Just sucks the way it eventuated though after having such a big season for us.
I still don't know whether he's 30 million plus all that controversy worth but yeah definitely do think he's better. Ramsdale is a top keeper though and we should be trying to keep him happy if possible.
Benge with the best take on subs today
Put Aaron up front or as a false 9. Can you imagine his shit-housing if he got a goal?
That would be brilliant. Subscribe
I absolutely have faith in Aaron being our tall forward tbh
Just like how Wenger used to put midfielders on the wing to learn to play with limited space
What if that's been Arteta's plan all along... Ramsdale new striker confirmed
So, here's a fun stat...
Since the start of January, (in the league) we've scored TEN TIMES more goals than we've conceded!
Scored 30
Conceded 3
WTF?!!
That's an OG or deflection?
Should be OG
Guys Neeve Stichol from ESPN says we need a striker to solve our goalscoring problems, what do you think 🤔🤔🤔
Scottish Woody Paige dunno wuh he talking bout
They're right! We would have been 10 nil up by now!
HOLY FUCK WHAT THE SHIT DID I JUST SEE
Lads I said it's been 5 minutes since we last scored, what the fuck are you doing, why is saliba behind the halfway line
(by the way in case it's not obvious all the criticism is tongue in cheek I love how we're playing lol)
Oh there it is...
Should've been 3 already lads!!! /s
i think the lemmy update made the notifications update better for me LMFAO but tbh you ain't wrong we've had chances enough for 3 genuinely lol
Bramall Lane is roaring today huh.
Good to see. Last on the table but, they don't stop supporting. Unlike Fulham, haha
Maybe I spoke too soon... lol
Rice assist
Jesus I was not expecting that... lol
I didn't think i can use it this early
Oh Benjamin White take a bow
Oh great we're toying with them now
We're still closing down which is great to see
definitely a bit complacent but like, we're 6 nil up they can have a little complacency as a treat XD
guys its been almost 5 minutes again, fucking score
@Astrealix 😂
Reiss and ESR on at halftime please...
That just became a lot more likely
Bah gawd, is that Cedric's music?!!
Look. Out on the pitch. Is it a Ben? Is it a Tomi? No! It's Crossman! 🦸
NGL, our bench is stacked. Partey, Gabi J, Trossard, ESR, Nketiah, Nelson.
Jorginho and Elneny didn't even make it onto the bench.
Far cry from several years ago. We've come a long way!
Edit: oh nevermind, I just realized Jorginho is playing. But still, our bench is stacked.
this isn't good enough. what are we doing not scoring the sixth?? even arteta doesn't look happy.
seriously though why does Arteta have a resting face that's so meh lol, we're 5 nil up mate smile a bit
Benny got the 10,000th all time Arsenal goal btw!
I'm already numb to the goals, we're 24 minutes in.
I kinda felt like that before the 1st, lol. They opened up so easily it was just a given
tbh yeah, it didn't even feel worth celebrating. I do'nt think I've celebrated any of them besides the Havertz one because it's Havertz lol
May have been greedy, but what if that went in
The best part is the lads don't look like they're satisfied, still just constant attacking lol
Which is a complete improvement than before. Ruthless.
Just don't want us to concede because of complacency, but agreed!
if conceding one means we score another 3 cuz of how far up Saliba and Gabriel and Kiwior are I frankly don't care XD
no seriously guys can we please score one more im begging
Would be nice, lol
They keep teasing Yankee Gunner lol
Lol needs to stop acting cheeky and shoot
Well cock... hopefully it's just a twisted ankle or something. He looks to be in pain though
I hope. If it's just a twisted ankle hurts like a bitch but will be fine in a few...he was down for a bit
Should have shot! D:
this feels like a training exercise
might as well pass the ball to Sam Barrott, he probably wants some of the action ngl lol
Been more than 5mins again fellas
where are the fogging estandards
just a tiny bit early cuz why not XD didn't want to wait like a minute lol
Hola :)
Kiwior has been an outstanding stand in during this period, hope he grows more into the position
Great movement from Havertz there, if only he got the rebound lol
Is that a GOAL FROM OPEN PLAY I SEE?
Surely it was just one reeeeaallly long set-piece
I'll say it: this is more entertaining of a game than peak Barca.
Aww Gabby J is like I wanna play
That ball should have been dealt with, tbh. Not sure why they left that
Leo!!!
There are so many favourite players, but I love how easily he slotted into his role and has been banging in goals somewhat consistently.
He's definitely the best budget signing we made
BENNY BLANCO
already been more than 5 minutes without a goal, wtf guys
they heard me :D
Surprise lineup changes in Mikel Arteta's Arsenal? Naaah.
What is change?
Sheffield's already made 4 subs now LMFAO
EYYYYYY
that's a new routine lol
5 nil is the most dangerous lead, closely followed by ____.
nah 7-0 is, remember when Brazil scored after Germany got that
Like seriously where is that 0.1% from?
rounding error maybe
Everybody eats FC
This tickled me the right way and I now kinda want some KFC
KFC wraps and fries are an excellent combo if you don't want the mess lol
lads, it's been 6 minutes into the half where's my fucking goals
That had the potential for a 4th
saka what the fuck is that, gotta do better
Lmao B looks like he's about to fall asleep
kinda boring, we've gone 20 minutes without a goal smh
It's also cold and rainy and he's bundled up.
i'm getting bored, where are the goals.
Did we just forget that defending was a thing?
Ugh no....Gabi....
probably our deepest attacking spot, we'll be fine at least
True... I can't help but feel we need everyone on board towards the run into the end of the season. Especially with CL starting up again
Martinelli is so fast
Jesus man shoot it yourself
that looks like it hurt ngl
If my old man was watching this he'd be telling him to get up, lol
How did that not go in a dozen times, lol
smh white losing possession, not good enough.
Freddie Ljunberg being savage in the haftime analysis
Disappointed I can't watch the match live. But we're clearly performing very well. And I see that 'Own Goal' lad had got on the scoresheet again. He deserves an improved contact.
nah fuck that, he scores for Spurs too damn often
Been saying this for years!
It's been mentioned before, it's a televised training match. We've controlled the ball and Sheffield have been terrible.
Highlights should about cover it, lol
COYG!
had to switch up a stream cuz of some random issues and we're now at 3 lol
That's the freaking worst... I had a similar issue against Porto, only it was the other way around...
I like to think it was the universe telling me to walk away before it was too late, lol
i did catch a replay, but then had to switch streams again XD now listening to sky, don't recognise the voice ngl
Not sure who is commenting on mine but, they draw my ire sometimes with their shitty dinosaur takes.
same lol
how is it only 5 minutes of added time, we've scored 5 fucking goals???
5 mins - 5 goals leggo!
only scoring once in the second half?? wow smh fell off
@Astrealix For your amusement: https://pubeurope.com/@eucup/112039506937354767
I will say, Sheffield United have been better this half. Not making much difference but... better.
Waka waka eh eh
Martinelli looked like he was struggling just to get down the stairs
"Only statistic they have in common is the number of games they've played" LMFAO
Savage, lol
partey what the fuck was that
If our injuries lasted a bit longer Nwaneri wuold probably be on the pitch today
guys it's almost 10 minutes since the last goal wtf
They heard yah mate
I just need to keep saying it apparently
Keep doing it because the first half record is 6
when??? how?????? who????
This is outrageous. Gunna have to not sharpen my pitchfork because they just scored as I was typing this
Save a few for Porto or sumn
I'll eat that
That is an early change, good lord...
Was it an injury?
I don't think it was injury related but I'm not really sure how it shores up their defense either...
I would have thought it was tactical but, I could be wrong and probably missed something
that offside trap is working well from them
Saka didn't even manage to score a goal this game wdym world class smh
Can't be world class unless you score a brace to rescue your billion pound team after it's being kept goalless by one of the most statistically anomalous teams in the Prem 🙄
need more goals, it's been another 10 minutes lads, not good enough.
Arteta out
Pitchfork sharpening noises
Wtf how that not go in????
cuz it's arsenal lol
Stupid crossbar 🤣
Always getting in the way... tsk tsk tsk
martinelli what was that
Lmao Cedric incoming. I'm serious, I feel bad for Reiss and ESR...they need the minutes
eh they're just warming up, doesn't have to be them coming on lol — and tbf we don't need ESR like we need Cedric rn given the injuries we have. Though obviously annoying.
nvm i guess they are gonna come on lol
Doesn't feel like Arteta trusts ESR. But, I wonder if he'd prefer to give game time to Partey and Jesus
that's more like it.
This commentator sounds so bored
don't blame him, it's literally a training exercise
Is it Beglin and Tyler for you? If it is then it's their normal voice
I think so? I honestly don't know. They seem to commentate a fair few Arsenal games
Yeah I groan if it's anything Beglin...even worse is the Beglin and Proudfoot
I looked up a video and you nailed it. If I'm not mistaken Martin Tyler hasn't expressed emotion since the middle ages.
Jim Beglin's takes also really rub me the wrong was as well. He was the one that was moaning about our set-piece coach getting involved for a corner not too long ago
not since the Rooney bicycle shin kick in the Manchester Derby a decade ago
isn't that whatshisname? Old guy who was just retired by Sky. Led the ESPN World Cup coverage for 2010. MARTIN TYLER!!
It might be, I was trying to find out
when he low-talked the 3rd goal all I could think of was the comedian mimic who makes funny videos of him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyQ5SxLR11g
Brilliant, haha! Man, if that doesn't sum up how his commentating feels
Nice! Sheffield feeling bad we didn't score the other 2
That was way too easy
Jesus is playing the wing and Havertz up top it seems
Makes sense, unless Havertz comes off and you could slot ESR on that side and Jesus up front?
Need to put Eddie on so he can score another hat trick against these lot.
Apparently Trossard to come on soon
Ode winding up like a music box
Just no music
Look at that goal difference. I don't know if it will make a difference in the title race, but it's beautiful to see.
Have we had a set piece goal yet today btw?
Ben White's goal?
was it a set piece? I just remember it being from out of nowhere and it being a good shot lol, all blurring together for me
Same, I couldn't remember but seemed the most likely out of all of them, haha
guys this isn't good enough why is Raya on my telly again
ok but seriously can we buy an upgrade for Cedric in the summer
I feel like Arteta may not. I guess he's a Elneny for that spot?
Elneny clears him lol. I think Cedric's still here just cuz no one wants him whereas Elneny is here cuz he's proven to be worth still being here.
Agreed, just imagining that could be what Arteta sees
Hmmm Saka is coming off
good - we're doing what we never did last season
I hope they give him a break in the upcoming period after Porto
another trip to Dubai is in order imo
Warm weather training/Salt Bae, amen to that
Salt Bae for MVP 😬
Ooo... that would have been a beautiful goal
Have been made aware that Ramsdale has to play on Saturday cuz it's Brentford, doubling down; sub him on
WE WANT TEN
8 at the very minimum!
where are the fucking goals
My pitchfork is going to be 1 inch long at this rate
Talk about a White wash!
well i think it's pretty clear who the crowd want on next XD
I think we all do :)
I want ramsdale XD wouldn't mind him too though ofc
One must imagine Chris Wilder happy.
If this keeps up, you think Arteta brings Partey on around 50th - 70th minute? Or gives him another couple of games?
He'll come on for 15 I guess
If this keeps up I think Cedric's coming on lol
Did Kiwior change his hair or something? looks different
Should have learned from Saka, nothing good comes from a new hairdo
Apparently Gary Linneker was the complete opposite. Whenever his form was off, he'd get a haircut and he'd score the next game.
So, Kiwior with a goal this game!
Fair play to Gary, but Kiwior has been playing rather well lately, I would say. That being said, it's not like I expect Kiwior to shit the bed because of it