Spyke
kbin.social

wouldn't Elon be the "cuck" in this scenario, as Mark is taking what was his as he watches intensely?

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Andyreply
slrpnk.net

Unfortunately you're operating too far above his level.

He noticed that a mean word rhymed. That's apparently where he's at now. I wish he'd hit rock bottom, this is just sad now.

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SMT42reply
lemmy.world

Yes, in that she did tweet that she didn't want Elon fighting. But no in that it actually had any effect on the status of the fight

As far as anyone is aware the fight is still ""on"", but i don't think it was ever truly "on" to begin with

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Although if he keeps egging on Zuckerberg, he could snap and he won't wait for a cage match.

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Kylereply

Mom should have stepped in years ago for all sorts of things.

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lemmy.world

It's quite telling that I can't tell if this is real or not and I can't be bothered to log in to check.

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BB69reply
lemmy.world

It’s real, however is anybody going to disagree with this statement

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Im going to disagree because this is the internet.

Zuck cant be a cuck because robots cant form complex emotional relationships with other beings.

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lmao. there's no way any pr or laywes or any team is checking his tweets before he posts them... wtf is this?

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lemmy.world

So I guess bullying and harassing people is OK if you own the platform that you do it on?

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As long as you don't acknowledge that anyone is cis lol

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Born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore space, born just in time to witness this. What a time to be alive.

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I am sick of them, too. Mass media sadly keeps on bringing them up, because they generate clicks from google searches. I am surprised they haven't reported this.

It's really annoying and I hope we can finally have peace with our own federated network.

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lemmy.world

I thought they stopped using "cuck" as an insult after their poster boy wore horns on January 6.

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Elon thinks he's the funniest most Online Boy ever, but he has never posted a meme less than 5 years old.

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slrpnk.net

Maybe he got hacked?

Like... in his brain five years ago?

Seriously, it's embarrassing to watch this. I'm experiencing pity. I didn't think I could pity such a rich asshole, but the levels of divorced dad energy here are genuinely making me wish someone would take this guy out for ice cream and talk him into deleting his social media and getting his life back in order.

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It's kind of rich for a guy with a handful of girls, almost a dozen children of which almost all of which were through ivf and surrogacy

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This is the man who called a cave rescuer "pedo guy" because the rescue was successful and Elon's idea was stupid. He is a child who can't take anyone doing better than him.

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Khalicreply
kbin.social

You seem like a good person. This alone would be good for him and other people in mental crisis to witness. take care

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last time I heard, he was trying to convince the world that 21 jump street had exorcized the nazi in him

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You sure it's just 5 years ago and not before that? I could have swore his pitiful ego ate out his brain at least a decade ago.

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Threads is up to 100 million users since it launched on Wednesday of last week. This is Musk tweeting his ever worsening narcissistic injury in realtime.

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Maybe he insisted on trying an early Neuralink prototype back when he made his investment, and the Elon Wrangler couldn't get there in time to stop him?

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lemmy.world

Based on Elon's dating history...Yeah, I think we both know who the real cuck is.

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I've just run out of adjectives to describe #ElonMusk.
Does human history have an equivalent of someone so rich who is so publicly and so very infantile, fragil and immature (I will spot you Trump).

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He was also a teenager elevated way past his realm of competency, wasn't he?

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It's not that I want to see them fight, it's more that I want to see Elon get repeatedly punched in the face.

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lemmy.fmhy.ml

I never thought a day would come where i would root for the zuckerman but here we are.

Meta is a danger to society but at least there is a brain behind it.

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xantoxisreply
lemmy.one

There's no need to root for Zuckerberg either. Root for wasps that only eat billionaires.

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He could've at least been creative with it and called him Cuckerberg

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lemmy.world

What if they just sucked off each other and the one who ejaculates the most amount of semen to the other's mouth wins.

I would do everything to be able to join that contest. For scientifically experimenting with their fluids of course. Not anything gay. 🤨

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lemmy.world

Why does he look like he has a cheap RuneScape NPC Armor?

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lemmy.world

Is there any way to filter out keywords on Lemmy? I'm sick of hearing about these assholes. It's what they want.

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pawb.social

I still feel like this is a bad idea, but it keeps coming up.

How do you envision this working? You type in a word or phrase in your feed options, and it hides everything containing it? Or something at the account level, where it checks everything?

My thoughts are, putting a time limit on it might be a good idea, and doing some statistics to make it a little smart (although I'd have to spend a day deep diving into language theory, so I'll probably wait until I look at custom feed algorithms down the line)

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i think you're overcomplicating this a bit. a list of regexps in the user profile would work.

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Owlchemistreply
lemmy.world

I used Apollo for Reddit. It had filters and it worked beautifully. It pruned my timelines and kept me from doom scrolling. It’s should be possible locally to just remove posts with the filtered keyword from parsing on your timeline

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Huh... Well that makes things easier now that I could just see how they did it

I mean, I still don't get it, but if that's all people are asking for, I knocked it out while writing this reply.

Posts I can just set aside easy enough, do you know how Apollo handled comments? I could throw out the filtered post and any replies to it, auto collapse it with a "filtered" message, make it look like it's deleted and just show the replies

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feddit.de

Oh, I’m looking forward to the fight. 🍿

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It'll either be one of the greatest moments in human history and an absolute bloodbath, or a complete let down where one of them gets knocked out immediately

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lemm.ee

I want to open Twitter now to report it… if we all report it, we’ll, nothing will happen but it’s be a data point at least. I guess I’ll just move on.

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ughreply

Nope, it's his official account.

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That's what I thought about the space lasers comment from that one moron

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