You could but you know inflation and something something in this economy and surging pricing...point is it's going to be at least twenty percent more goats.
"We've been unable to hire staff for our diner at minimum wage because nobody wants to work anymore. How many goats for two waitresses and a dishwasher?"
Especially since you can always make more daughters, goats on the other hand require goats to begin with. Also they don't complain when you tell them to go outside and mow the lawn.
Also when goats get too old you can just have a BBQ and feed them to your teenage girls, but just trying to doing it once the other way around and suddenly you are the bad guy.
Goats are cheaper than children
And they do a better job keeping the lawn mowed.
And although they can bite, at least they don't talk back (at least in an intelligent language that you can understand)
They might not talk, but they sure can send a message.
The next thing you know is news headlines:
But are they cheaper than kids?
And make better cheese.
I showed this to my daughter and she said that I can barely manage a cat
Can I sell back the goats for another daughter?
No but you can sell her for another cat.
Deal!
You could but you know inflation and something something in this economy and surging pricing...point is it's going to be at least twenty percent more goats.
Or 20% less child...
I don't know if this means the child is younger... Missing more limbs or older...
How sexy is the goat?
Is that how you measure children?
It's how he measures goats. Keep up.
Young goats are called "kids."
https://youtu.be/9qVQcwnuBfU
Give the horny mob your daughters so they keep away from the visiting angels.
But they should write an IOU for you to claim the goats later
Ok purely hypothetical here: how many goats are we talking about?
5 male goats, 1 male and one female, or two female goats. Your pick
At least maybe then I'd get some help taking care of the lawn.
"We've been unable to hire staff for our diner at minimum wage because nobody wants to work anymore. How many goats for two waitresses and a dishwasher?"
The going rate in goats for a teenage bride is pretty expensive these days though. Don't ask me how I know.
I’d like to know what the going rate is.
About eight goats and a wheel of cheese.
Deal.
I am never going to hear the words wheel of cheese again without thinking about Townton
They were on a mission from God.
https://youtu.be/DbsMZecRgbI?si=XgZbgMH0ei7yGHew
WTB goats. Seems like a good investment.
Especially since you can always make more daughters, goats on the other hand require goats to begin with. Also they don't complain when you tell them to go outside and mow the lawn.
Besides, who ever said humans are better than goats? The goats don't complain. Also I can multiply them and trade for teenage girls!
Also when goats get too old you can just have a BBQ and feed them to your teenage girls, but just trying to doing it once the other way around and suddenly you are the bad guy.
TIL, early Christians were just Libertarians.
Hmmm... I've been struggling to get in touch with last year's lawn service. Goats could indeed come in handy.
That girl looks in her 20's