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lemmy.world

I have to admit, I'm a tough crowd. I do find some things funny, but rarely does anything affect me more than a faint side-smile. This actually got me pretty good - like, totally off-guard. I hope no one heard me. I don't like my laugh.

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Your laugh can’t be that bad. My grandma used to sound like a dolphin impression, but it never stopped her. Enjoy yourself, you only live once.

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I rarely cry-laugh at memes, but the "titta" absolutely cracked me as a scandinavian. Had to share with my gf, who promtly choked on her sparkling water.

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sh.itjust.works

I'm sorry for whoever told you you had a bad laugh.

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I don't know how people determine bad laughs. I love loud obnoxious and silly sounding laughs, those are the best. I feel like those are the ones people typically think are bad but I guarantee all of you that they ARE NOT they are the best.

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You shouldn't be ashamed of your laugh my guy, it's natural and all natural laughs are great!

Anyone who thinks otherwise should suck on an egg.

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I've seen this before but it got me just as hard this time.

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Thankyou, sometimes it takes that post that's so far out... that I finally put my phone down and complete my tasks. Titta.

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lemmy.world

Ships sadly don’t supply poop knives, and if you tried to sneak one on it would likely be confiscated. It’s a hard life, for those of us with poop knives.

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She’s seen a lot of shit in her time working for the cruise lines. But for a tip, she’s willing to say it’s the biggest she’s ever seen.

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I've had to have the "so you wanna look at em 'fore I flush em or can I just, y'know" conversation way too many times now, come to think about it

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Yeah the feeling is real when you’re regularly dropping battleships. I used to have to turn and decide if I needed to get the plunger or the poop knife before trying to flush. But I semi recently got a new Toto toilet, and it’s sucks everything down, I’ve only clogged it twice.

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I just woke my baby up with my laugh, just spent an hour getting them to sleep. Lol

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lemmy.world

lol it scares me that some people are this chronically constipated/ afraid of shitting in unknown places. like is that not extremely uncomfortable?

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lemmy.world

Oh, it most certainly is. But, as someone who regularly clogs toilets, it’s wayyy worse when there’s backup. I’ve had some horror stories though lol.

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lemmy.world

IBS sounds awful, my condolences. I bought a nicer Toto toilet, my stomach has only clogged it twice.

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lemmy.world

actually not bad, pretty minor in my case, only occasional pain. mostly just means i gotta poo like 5+ times a day which is pretty convenient for staying thin

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It may sound vain, but staying thin does sound nice. I go once a day and it’s always been the size of a baby/forearm.

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sopuli.xyz

he found the one swedish person who doesn't speak english

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I was already giggling when I saw the 2nd frame of him in his tighty-whities waving the cleaning lady over. I started crying when I finished the story omg 😭

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I saw a British comedian do this bit some years back. Still great appreciate seeing it in frog based format.

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