Spyke
corndog.social

I don't want to be a guy with a mushroom hat, but I don't want to be a girl with a mushroom hat either.

I want to be a mushroom. Put me in the dirt and let me just absorb nutrients and sporulate.

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Thanks, for a unknown reason i wasn't able to export it in full res

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lemmy.world

yeah if I was born a male, I'd want to be a girl too. We women are pretty damn gorgeous & awesome. Welcome.

As a bonus, I'd keep the penis because having titties & cock all in one sexy person is super sexy, best of both worlds all in one.

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As someone who doesn't hate her girldick, I assure you, that would feel weird about it nonetheless, because even tho you do like it, you know for a fact people will judge you for having a bulge as a woman and that pressure will be put on you to remove it

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having titties & cock all in one sexy person is super sexy

Intersex people are often forgotten :)

That said, I don’t think it’s fair to say only one gender is gorgeous and awesome, but I think I get what you mean

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I could read this either way: either the person with the phone is showing their goal, or they’re showing who they used to be

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You reached the end

me in December 2025 Rule | Spyke