Spyke
BluesFreply
lemmy.world

But like... Who would fuck a shark? Surely only another shark. Surely...

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lemmy.world

I'm sure some dolphins have

Edit: for anyone confused by why I said that, I implore you not to look it up. Continue to enjoy the beautiful majestic dolphin in innocence.

!No, seriously. Don't look it up. I'm not telling. Keep your innocent bliss!!<

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sh.itjust.works

Btw I was wondering how tf you knew to @ that account considering it wasn't in this comment section I don't think. did you see it in another comment section and come back here, did it make such an impression on you that you remembered it from a previous interaction, did you search for shark-adjacent accounts, or did you notice the account name of ComradeSharkfucker and search for my other accounts????? I have to know bc I'm very inactive on this account.

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I just did “@“ and chose the first option that matched

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lemmy.world

OTOH, bi women don’t face the same kind of discrimination. I blame society.

Seriously tho, I think it’s likely because men aren’t allowed to be emotionally vulnerable.

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Xtallllreply
lemmy.blahaj.zone

Don't forget the erasure "all lesbians are bi but haven't found the right man, and all bi women are straight"🤮

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And all bi men are gay but won't admit it. Bi-erasure is a thing and the alphabet mafia is hardly innocent of it.

It'd be really cool if people could mind their own fucking business if it doesn't involve them.

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Speaking as a bi man... I really couldn't care less if bi women have it better or worse than us, because discrimination fucking sucks for everyone and we're all in this together.

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Gormadtreply
lemmy.blahaj.zone

::: spoiler Slightly NSFW explanation

Vaush has a preference for horse dicks, more specifically he want to be the horse. More specifically because he would love to have a giant dick to fuck people with.

It's an odd kink, but in general it's not remotely close to the weirdest stuff that people I've known have been into.

:::

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This was my reaction too. Well, more like tame as hell compared to what I'M into, but you know, same difference.

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Neatoreply
ttrpg.network

Thanks. You're right, that's not wild at all. One Bad Dragon strap-on away from fulfillment.

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"Wishing to have a big ol weiner" has to be the most common sex thing for dudes behind "liking boobies". It's even in the bible.

Not to shit on anyone's thing, though, I gotta say, as someone who spent time caring for horseys and other farm animals, they got some icky gross private bits don't wish for that lol

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pawb.social

Cursed but also based mentioning Vaush and Noah Samsen next to each other without saying anything else

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Dudes be super masculine and would go on Discord and say shit like: "I need me some bois to kiss :3"

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