Spyke

It is always funny/interesting the contradictory opinions that sovcits hold, but I just want to point out that the rights granted by the Constitution apply to anyone in the US regardless of citizenship or legal status. This is a good thing. This guy has all the rights even if he did manage to become stateless, they just don't apply how he thinks they do.

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Everything else in our system is invalid, but RICO laws and mail fraud laws are all good. Good to know.

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I just noticed he was too stupid to change any of the “Your name here” on the first letter. It reminds me of the Portal message “participants name must by the pride of participants home town”

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lemmy.zip

Written by someone with a sound mind for sure. Surprised they actually got a well written reply.

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whodatdairreply
lemm.ee

I wonder if they have sovcit reply form letters lol

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fenynroreply
lemmy.world

"I am a natural born State Citizen of 'State you were born in here'" lmao my man didn't even try to proofread what he was sending

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lemmy.world

They have a million stupid templates for their letters on these groups. They're extra hilarious.

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Daxtron2reply
startrek.website

We need to make some extra terrible ones and secretly distribute them to these groups

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Yes there's trouble looming. It won't be too long before the sov cit enters the find out stage.

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kbin.social

"I don't want extra attention from the IRS, let me send them a letter that will surely cause them to pay less attention to me!"

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"Private, this is not a public communication"

Posted on facebook. Whoops, now the magic won't work, like when you say your wish out loud.

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lemm.ee

Wait, they didn't even fill in their information in the fields!?

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Aganimreply
lemmy.world

Well, perhaps they are really called 'Your Name Here', who are we to judge? Why bother filling the 'By' field if the form already states their name, that's just redundant. Think of all the time saved!

I'm more confused about the 27th day of May 27. How exactly does that work?

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Ya I'm thinking now they just posted the template to not show their own info. But 27th day of May 27 makes it sound like they're in for a long year

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Man, the "Your name here" text at the bottom of their letter really makes it all come together.

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lemmy.world

I am rubber you are glue - this sovcit doesn't recognise you!

Boogity Boogity boo - your ink isn't blue, I'm a living person not accountable to you.

I'll take all your benefits, ignore all your laws - get your hands off me, pig - you've got dirty paws!

Your authority I fought - and landed in court, I was tossed in prison - sovcit witchcraft isn't a legal retort.

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RICO laws, stocking laws

They even spelled stalking correctly the first time. Sheesh.

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If these "sovereign citizens" want to play their so called make beleive they should renounce their united states citizenship and move to no mans land

It'd be funny to see how long they last then

I'm glad I don't live in america, it's full of fucking crazy and bigoted people

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Sovcit about to find out being sovereign implies being able to nuke the IRS if you don't want them to bother you.

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You reached the end

Sovcit sent the IRS a stunning letter, got a stunning reply. | Spyke